Who's your best friend? Do you have more than one? Are they nearby, or far away?
I have best friends scattered throughout North Carolina, plus one who's out in Tennessee. I don't get to see them often, which often results in FDS (friend-deprivation-syndrome). FDS, is a very series problem, yet is only recognized as an official disease by, well, me. ;)
When a person has FDS, there are 5 Inevitable side effects that occur.